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Theme
Song excerpt - "Most Triumphant!" |
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1 sec.
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Bill and Ted: "Most
triumphant!" |
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A
Most Excellent Roman Holiday |
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6 sec.
66.04 KB |
Bill: "Ted, she
wants us to dress up like ancient Roman babes!"
Bill and Ted: "Drag!" |
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When
the Going Gets Tough . . . |
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2 sec.
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Ted: "Naughty,
naughty, baby Ru!" |
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The
More Heinous They Are . . . |
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7 sec.
70.61 KB |
Bill: "Hey,
we've heard of you! One if by land . . . "
Ted:
"Two if by sea . . . " Both:
"Three if by bus!" |
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The Birth of Rock and Roll |
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9 sec.
94.52 KB |
Ted: "If this
music is truly from the 17th century, how come it's on CD?"
Bill: "Ted, my
distinguished colleague, they transferred it to CD from the original
LP!" |
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The
Birth of Rock and Roll |
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4 sec.
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Bill: "Excellent!"
Ted: "We
would do an air guitar duet if we were not chained up!" |
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The
Birth of Rock and Roll |
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11 sec.
114.56 KB |
Music Teacher: "Bill,
Ted, do you even have any idea what classical music is?"
Bill:
"Anything written before 1978?" Ted:
"And anything written by Eddie Van Halen!" |
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When
the Going Gets Tough . . . |
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17 sec.
177.49 KB |
Bill:
"This is most egregious, Ted. Do you
realize what'll happen if Christopher Columbus does not discover
the New World?"
Ted: "Uh . . . no Columbus,
Ohio?"
Bill: "Even worse . .
. no Columbus Day!"
Ted: "But . . . but that
means . . . !"
Bill & Ted: "One less
school holiday! Aaugh!!!" |
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Model
'T' for Ted |
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11 sec.
114.56 KB |
Ted: "I would say
I am driving most superbly in gear numero uno. Especially with the
parking brake activated."
Bill: "Absolutely,
Ted! We should open the windows so we can better hear the cheering
of the other drivers." |
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A
Most Excellent Roman Holiday |
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4 sec.
48.46 KB |
Bill:
"Ted, you bonehead! Your request has made us the recipients of
dweeb mockery!" |
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Sweet
and Sour Chinese Adventure |
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4 sec.
43.89 KB |
Bill & Ted:
"Excellent!" (Air Guitar) |
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Pocketwatch
Full of Miracles |
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12 sec.
127.57 KB |
Ted:
"Dude, we have a most stratospheric fall ahead
of us!"
Bill: "Do not worry,
Ted! When we get about one foot from the ground, all we have to do
is jump."
Ted: "Bill, you are truly
brilliant no matter what your report card says!" |
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Grimm
Story of an Overdue Book |
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8 sec.
83.62 KB |
Bill:
"Ted, we are most
definitely in Germany. Or New Jersey. I always get those two
mixed up on the map. They're both orange!" |
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Model
'T' for Ted |
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10 sec.
102.25 KB |
Det. Logan: "Ted,
let me make myself perfectly clear . . . your driving lesson is over
today, tomorrow . . . forever!"
Ted:
"Multiple happiness . . . I'm that good!" |
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Sweet
and Sour Chinese Adventure |
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8 sec.
86.79 KB |
Bill: "Your
grandmother is extremely cool."
Ted:
"Yeah . . . except she wears too much perfume and likes to hug a
lot."
Bill & Ted:
"Most unnecessary!" |
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A
Job, A Job . . . |
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9 sec.
94.52 KB |
Bill & Ted (singing): "Time
time time time flies, so party party party party on! Things will be
excellent, yeah!" |
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A
Job, A Job . . . |
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12 sec.
121.94 KB |
Bill: We
have come up with a new song!
Ted: The heavy metal
haiku!
Bill & Ted (singing): "Go
where time leads you. Remember to be excellent. And party on,
dude!" |
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This
Babe Ruth Babe . . . |
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3 sec.
36.16 KB |
Bill:
"Whew! That was closer than a military
haircut, Ted!" |
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A
Most Excellent Roman Holiday |
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7 sec.
73.07 KB |
Ted: "Bill, it is
so dark in here I cannot see where we are going!"
Bill: "Take my hand,
Ted." Ted: "No
way!" |
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Pocketwatch
Full of Miracles |
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5 sec.
53.74 KB |
Ted:
"Your dad was once hip? Whoa, the mind boggles!" |
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A
job, a job . . . |
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24 sec.
244.29 KB |
Rufus: "Adios,
muchachos, and good luck with your low dough cash flow."
Ted: "Definitely we would
much prefer returning to the garage to work on our as yet unwritten Wyld
Stallyns tune!"
Bill: "But with five days
until our next allowance and our pocket change problem reaching epic
proportions, we must do what dudes must do."
Bill & Ted: "Look for
part time jobs! Aaugghhh!" |
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Sweet
and Sour Chinese Adventure |
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8 sec.
80.11 KB |
Bill:
"Excellent . . . a cruise!"
Ted:
"Just like . . . . " Bill
& Ted:
"The Love Boat! Not!" |
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Sweet
and Sour Chinese Adventure |
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1 sec.
21.04 KB |
Bill & Ted: "Excellent,
mate!" |
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A
Most Excellent Roman Holiday |
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3 sec.
35.46 KB |
Bill & Ted: "Excellaneous
maximus!" |
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The
Birth of Rock and Roll |
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7 sec.
77.64 KB |
Bill & Ted: "Rufus!"
Rufus: "I was just checking
out the latest album by New Boys on the Corner."
Ted:
"And?" Rufus:
"They stink!" |
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The
Birth of Rock and Roll |
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2 sec.
21.75 KB |
Bill & Ted: "No
way!" |
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When
the Going Gets Tough . . . |
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14 sec.
142.33 KB |
Rufus: "Uh, I
hear through the grapevine the Wyld Stallyns are breaking up."
Ted: "We were thrashed most
odiously in our last concert attempt."
Bill: "So we're going to
pack in the band and become nuclear astro-physicists . . . or burger
jockeys, whichever has the most babe potential." |
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Sweet
and Sour Chinese Adventure |
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1 sec.
17.53 KB |
Bill & Ted:
"Rufus!" |
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The
Birth of Rock and Roll |
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3 sec.
37.57 KB |
Ted:
"Whoa . . . talk about your serendipity!" |
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The
Birth of Rock and Roll |
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4 sec.
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Ted:
"So long!" Bill:
"Farewell!"
Amadeus' mom:
"Auf Wiedersehn!" Amadeus'
Dad:
"Goodbye!" |
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A
Black Night in San Dimas |
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19 sec.
195.42 KB |
Bill and Ted (singing): "Come
on, and party on, dude! Come on, we're gonna rock you! Let's
party to the music tonight!" |
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When
the Going Gets Tough . . . |
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31 sec.
313.19 KB |
Ted: "Future
Americans . . . I have learned something very heavy during my brief visit
to your times, and that is this . . . united you stand, and divided you
take a dive! For only if you work together as trusted compatriots
can you most surely overcome those odious British bullies!"
Bill: "Just watch out for
some dude named Benedict Arnold, although he does make outstanding
eggs!" |
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When
the Going Gets Tough . . . |
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14 sec.
141.28 KB |
Ted:
"Ladies and gentledudes! Please welcome the excellent lead
guitarist for Wyld Stallyns . . . Ted 'Theodore' Logan!" |
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Never
the Twain Shall Meet |
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9 sec.
98.39 KB |
Ted:
"What was the question, dude?"
Bill:
"He doesn't know what he wants to be."
Ted:
"Oh! Be what you wanna be!"
Bill:
"Or not . . . whatever!" |
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Sweet
and Sour Chinese Adventure |
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12 sec.
120.89 KB |
Bill: "I am Bill
S. Preston, Esquire!"
Ted: "And I am Ted
'Theodore' Logan!"
Bill: "Together, we are . .
. . " Bill & Ted:
"Wyld Stallyns!" |
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This
Babe Ruth Babe . . . |
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11 sec.
117.02 KB |
Bill & Ted: "Rufus!"
Rufus: "Well,
like Yogi Bera used to say, it ain't over 'til it's over!"
Bill:
"Yeah, and like his little buddy Boo Boo used to say, what's for
lunch, Yogi?" |
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