To this day I find this to be one of the worst-written articles EVER!  Not only does the author admit to leaving the premiere after 15 minutes (after saying they couldn't stand 90 minutes of air guitar and d*** jokes . . . how do they know if they left early?  And at last count I believe there is only one semi-d*** related joke in Bogus Journey) but they take a picture of some guy they think is Keanu Reeves and publish it!  Keanu wasn't even dressed this like at the premiere!  This journalist's main claim to fame seems to be the fact she sued Courtney Love for "assault and battery" after an incident in which she was trying to snap Courtney's picture.  Or maybe that was just someone who looked like Courtney Love??